Are you listening?
I can *see* you’re enjoying your food
What did you want to order?
Time to pick a winner
Top 5 Most Annoying Office Habits
Negative Nelly, Debbie Downer
Daisy dukes and a half-shirt
Reply All. I mean everyone. Yes, I said ALLReply All. I mean everyone. Yes, I said ALL
Please go to the Dentist. Now.
Doggy High Five – Give your dog a high five
Office Meetings – The bane of your existence
French Press Review
Clip. Snip. Trim. Groom. Gag.
Dearest reader I need your help!
Coffee, Cafe, Cappuccino – I’m a snob, what’s your excuse?
Homeopathic Witch Doctor – I will cure you
Lazy days ahead – Slacking off at work
Office gossip – Are you the victim?
The Squatty Potty Review – It will help you poop
Do you need to use the potty?
I have a headache…
Commentary, Comments,Commentating, Commensurate…
PDA – Public Display of you know what…
You got Gas?
I’m Sick. Should I come into the office?
Quit laughing, you’re not that funny…
You cooked what?!?!
Hal – i – tos – is (stank breath)
Let me clear my throat (I’m not trying to annoy you!)
Let’s Talk About Sex, baby…
Let’s Get it Out There
Gotta Start somewhere!